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Posted 5/15/2006 9:25 AM
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Hey young anglers....... Have you ever had a funny experience while fishing. Let's hear it so we can all laugh

I once had a bad day of fishing, but it was still great!

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Posted 5/15/2006 12:13 PM
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One morning me and my friend we wading a few docks. We were pitching greenbacks up under them. My friend pitched his bait up around the dock and was just letting swim around under there. Well then he started telling me about his couisn's band, and so he's standing there singing one of the songs and all of a sudden his drag just started screaming while he was singing. A huge snook, came up and nailed and was hauling back towards the dock. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz pop! Then he looked over at me, and we both started cracking up. Cut him off in about 5 secs, he didnt even get a crank of the reel.  It was hilarious, you kinda had to be there though.  He stopped singing after that.
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Posted 5/16/2006 4:22 AM
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i have had snook do that to me so many times... hit the bait and just start running till you line breaks... there is nothing you can do aside from retie and try again... that is fun...

Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad fisherman.
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Posted 5/16/2006 5:30 AM
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Here is one I do not think I have told before. My dad and I went mullet fishing (fishing for not with) on the St. Johns river. You can catch em in the hundreds but the trick is their bite. You have to stare at your cork and have your reflex set and ready. The cork will no bob, go under, move sideways, or any other obvious movement. You will see a tiny ripple around the cork or a may tip a centimeter at the most! Sometimes you will snatch and not even know why and there will be a fish on, it takes practice and the first few times we take somone, they usually do not getthe hang of it. Well after a long day of doing that we decided to take mom over to Crystal River on the other side of Florida to sight see and have dinner.

On the way, I was pretty tired from early morning mullet fishing so I started to doze off. As my eyes shut and I fell asleep. I saw my cork moving AND I SET THE HOOK!!!!! in the car!!! Immediately waking up and realising I just did something stupid, I cut my eyes over to dad to see if he saw me do it. Without taking his eyes off the road he says,"Did ya get em boy?"Then he started laughin like a clown on weed. It is funny now that I look back on it.

I once had a bad day of fishing, but it was still great!

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Posted 5/16/2006 1:57 PM
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i have done the same thing if different situations.. thats funny though...

Vegetarian: Old Indian word for bad fisherman.
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Posted 5/17/2006 4:52 AM
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My friend and I were dock fishing for snook one day and had had pretty good success. Well, he sets the hook on a big snook and as he is walkin around the boat fighting it, he slips over the top of the cooler and falls in rod and all and lost the snook!!! It was probably the funniest thing i have seen yet

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Posted 5/17/2006 1:24 PM
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well...one day i went bass fishing and there were these 2 kids feeding the ducks, and i was watching them, i go cast, and i got a bass, and the kids were not paying attention to the ducks, so as i was fighting the bass, one kid screams and started crying, i turn around, the bass throws the hook, and i look at the kid...

The ducks attacked him and were biting his hands for the bread, i started to laugh, and the ducks wont let go of his hands, then as they were leaving, a duck started quaking, and i was thinking its saying "Never ever stop paying attention to me again!" then...the kid started screaming again....but this time hes in the lake....I help him out and i see 2 ducks taht he was previously feeding, not the ones that attackeed him, 2 others.....Im like, what happend....The ducks chaced him into the lake and were biting at his feet....Im at this point laughing/ crying from laughing so hard.....i guess, bring more bread???? someone is jealous.... so as i was leaving i see the 4 ducks wadling were i was at...then more screams as all 4 or so ducks were chasing this kid, and he was screaming...I go help the kid, i get the ducks off him, im like what did you do? he replies "I want the ducky!" im like, what ducky, in his hands he had 2 baby ducks, i realized they dont want the bread they want the baby...I started laughing even more....I put the 2 baby ducks back into the water, still laughing, then i slip, and laughed even harder after that.....so what, 1 lost bass but so what i laughed really really hard that day......

DOA, your story is really funny!

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Posted 5/18/2006 7:33 PM
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This is more of a funny boating story than fishing.My brother and his wife were taking out there 24ft Hydra sport and stopped to get gas. His wife went in to pay and he started to pump the gas. My brother is blind and he missed the fuel spout and stuck the hose in arod holder instead- boy what a mess he pummped about 10 gallons into the the bottom of the boat before his wife could get to him.

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Posted 5/29/2006 5:26 AM
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I'll tell it for my son who happens to still be sleeping and might not remember. He was probably 3 and one of my honey holes had been red hot. So I'm working the bank and I fire his lil ultra lite waaaay out in the bay because he liked to reel in slow. I figured this would give me a couple of min. working the bank....well no sooner then I turned around, he's yelling dad, dad...barley holding on to his bent over rod screaming drag off with one hand! 10 min. later his very first fish...about a 5 lbs. Blue. Didn't have the camera but it was a moment I'll never forget
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