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| We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said,
"We have some bad news, some good news, and
some really great news. Which do you want to
hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said,
"Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir,
but this morning we found your wife's body in
Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard,
he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she
had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size
Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good
news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said...
"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
"Not till the loom is silent, and the shuttles cease to fly, shall God unroll the canvas, and explain the reason why."
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| Oh my god....that is really really funny yet disturbing...
Thanks Hunney for the food!
Arties are best
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