InstantForum.NET v4.1.4Addictive Fishing Forumhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/forumadmin@addictivefishing.comSat, 11 Oct 2008 14:31:17 GMT20http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxi got 3</P><P>one time i was fishin the psj power plant, we pulled my boat into the discharge current ok. my anchor never comes untied, but this time the rope was not even hooked up. i ran grabbed my anchor and threw it off the bow, and half a second after throwing it, i realized it was attached to nothing and was a flying anchor. i almost pissed myself right there, it was so funny. never found it either.</P><P>next thing was i was fishing around nasa causeway, anchored up, threw out baits. about 2 hours pass, got 2 reds on other rods, with this one still out. then the drag screams for half a second and a watch the rod fly into the water about 20 feet in the air. i sat there for a second in amazement then jumped out! and ran through the water in the last direction i saw my rod traveling. after a minute of feet shuffling i found it still being pulled. i grabbed it and the red was still on! i reeled him in, a nice 27 incher, after that he was dinner.</P><P>one winter night at the psj power plant we decided to try redfishing. the manatees were all over, and we had a canoe. as we paddled back, the manatees were all over the flat in 1.5 of water, we spooked em under the canoe and gave us one hell of a ride, like on rapids. they did this for about 100ft. the girl with us cried and everytime a manatee would come up, she would cry, and we were messing with her saying the manatees would eat her and are very dangerous. she cried and was scared to death the whole way to the truck at manatee hamock. we had a few more manatee run ins before makin it back.</P><P>next time i'll tell the stories of all the bogus stories me and friends have told on water law officials. i have been stopped about 25 times by fwc and others on the water in the past 2 years. no tickets yet tho.Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:32:07 GMTirl jeffhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxsnap! thats funny thats a good storyWed, 13 Aug 2008 22:09:20 GMTJaBhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxI was once bass fishing with a spoon on a six piece rod and when I casted the rod came apart right above the reel and my spoon bounced off of a turtles back into the water. Intsantly a bass took it and I had to reel it in without any guides, which felt weird. I got the fish at the waters edge and I put my rod back together. While doing so, a raccoon ran in front of me and took the fish and ran away.Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:32:37 GMTfugumonkeyhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxwhen i was about 9 me and my dad took my uncle fishing and he did'nt really know how to fish. well he went to cast towards this little bridge we were anchord by and he casts a little to high...(alot to high) right as a car is driving by. trys to reel before it gets there but its to late.....snagged a car! talk about line peeling.Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:32:02 GMTdphil33843http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxdropping the leathermans into a 5 ft mudflat while dehooking a catfish. kinda sucks and isnt funny lol. or catching a panfish holding it up to take the hook and in the blink of an eye a red shouldered hawk flying away with it. this all happened in one trip.Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:26:12 GMTslayin' snook17http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxWell, when I was 12 my father, uncle and myself would fish for specks in Lake Woodruff and the surrounding runs. Sometimes trolling was the trick sometimes dipping minnows in the pads. It was the thing to have the longest pole so you could dip WAYYY OUTT there in those little tiny pockets. I had two bream busters at about 11' each and had rigged a huge whip antenna (20' probably) into a pole. I had bites, all three at one time, the two bream busters overboard, I held onto the antenna getting my fish. What was important to me was having the longest pole;)</P><P>Oh, did I mention I am 40, is it okay to post here?? :)Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:25:57 GMTsweetlight_photohttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxi was poling in the mud some where in whitewater bay and gut the pole stuck i went to pull it out and as i did it it came out to fast and i fell right of the platform on my a$$Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:39:20 GMTEd_Suttonhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspx:crazy::crazy::Wow:i got one:hehe: on saturday i was bored so i decided to go fishing. so i brought my friend who apparently tells me he knows about fishing.so we were about to go when he asks me witch place were going i said the bridge . he said no way thats to far .so we had to go to this liitle pond thing i dont know? i was about to ditch him and catch some redfish but i felt bad for him. heres were it starts when we get there he drops all the stuff and runs to the water. its low tid and its muddy . but he thinks he can walk on it . i said go head! he walks straight into the mud the first step he didnt go down much he's like hey! look at this. second step down to his ankle in mud . he's sinkin slowly while i was geting the poles ready. i'm laughen but i feel sorry for him again so i get a stick and get him out .then i said see now you learnd something! then the fishing part he cant cast! you could stick him in the middle of the gulf of mexico and he would still get hung on a mangrove. so he gets board and puts my pole down. i was trying to catch something but he was being anoing and fooling around. i accidently get hung on a mangrove. the disease is spreading. im trying to get it out it's hot the flys are messing with me. he goes back into the mud gets stuck again .(i dont know whats wrong with him?) this time i dont help him he falls and cralws out . then he wants to go home.thats it!:angry::crazy::alien: im outa there . he's riding home i found out he left his boots full of mud behind.this person is nuts! it was the first time in a long time i was glad not to be fishing.:DSun, 02 Mar 2008 18:43:14 GMTJaBhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxhahahahahhahahahahhaSat, 04 Aug 2007 23:18:01 GMTmidnightrider17http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxOk heres one me and friends were out camping and my friend and i decide to paddle our kayaks to this sandbar and see what we can get and while we are fishing i hear some splashing and laughing so i turn around and see two of my friends paddling away in our kayaks, luckily i was putting on a split shot so i grabbed a hand full and threw it at them...i hit one in the back of the head and he fell out the yak that was pretty funny but i was still pissed cause here we are with all our gear, on a sand bar during an incoming tide,sun starting to go down + some guy had just caught an 8 foot bull shark close by so i wasn't really wanting to go swimming but then as it was a gift from god i see the sherrif never had i been so happy to see that we waved him down and he gave us a ride back(i thought about pressing charges but decided not to JK)</P><P>oh yeah the kid that i missed with the split shot...</P><P>soap + sock = big bruise Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:47:08 GMTChasin tailshttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspx[quote][b]DOA (4/11/2007)[/b][hr]<STRONG>Well I am 25, but still a big kid</STRONG>[/quote]<br><br>BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa<br><br>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:39:19 GMTfishndbridgehttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspx<STRONG>Well I am 25, but still a big kid</STRONG>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:38:17 GMTDOAhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxone day me and my dad were testing out the new xraps for snook and 1 came at it about 10 ft from the boat amd i set the hook and hooked my dad in the lip lol he pushed me off the boat though but i was still laughing it was one of the funniest moments everFri, 06 Apr 2007 21:25:32 GMTchankpankeyhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxhey doa how old are you sounds just like me goin fishin early and drinkin lots of mountain dew tell me do ride your bike to your fishin spotThu, 07 Dec 2006 18:49:31 GMTfishmaster892http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br><br>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 18:28:56 GMTfishndbridgehttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxyea.......i was night fishing in boca grande and i was shrimping/fishing at the same time. i let my rod down and then 5 sec. later a huge snook pooped out and broke in a matter of sec.Wed, 29 Nov 2006 16:39:17 GMTwest_coast_dreaminhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxLance, you'll have to ask Mason why he isn't allowed to use my spoons anymore! ESPECIALLY my Mogan spoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :w00t:<br><br><br>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:03:54 GMTfishndbridgehttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxyes it is:D the 1 and only:cool:Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:12:38 GMTBAIT KINGhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxIs that you Lance, AKA bait king?Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:46:37 GMTimpatienthttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxok that story by fish lady that was me my mom didnt sign off.;)Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:01:12 GMTBAIT KINGhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxok it was about 12:30 at night and i was just heading to my tent and a stick fell out of a tree and hit the side of my tent and I thought a racoon was throwing stuff at me!:DMon, 13 Nov 2006 14:57:29 GMTfishladyhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxalright i was out with chumhead on his boat and ihad my line out and suddenly we heard zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ! and while i was holding the rod i had no belt so my pantswere falling down so chumhead had to take the rod while i pulled up my pants and this was the day i caught that 44 inch red:P:P:P:PMon, 13 Nov 2006 07:06:16 GMTtechnogeekhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxdude my frikin anchor line din break ur knot on the cleat was like the frikin worst ive seen and it slippedMon, 06 Nov 2006 14:35:40 GMTswsnookerhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxDuring the LCEC fishing tournament me and my friends had a flat bottomed boat in 1 1/2' seas. SO we decide to switch boats in the middle of the tourny because gettin the crap beaten out of u isnt fun. I had the job of anchoring in the morinin 4 bait and the anchor rope breaks and we had 2 get a new 1 from a friend. A few Hours later.... We are in a slow zone and I told them I'm gonna go pee off the back. Once I start to pee they think its funny 2 give it alot of gas. So im in a windbreaker overboard still peein but thats not the end. When we are in my friends canal i decide to toss a bait up under a dock. I stick my hand in the livewell and it had a SHORT so i got a bad shock! Next a boat called HIGH VOLTAGE passes by I got so mad... Then my friend was like dude ur fakin it he sticks his hand in and doesnt get shocked. Now im really mad so I stick my hand in there again AND GET SHOCKED TWICE!!! By this time I was ready 2 quit the tourny... But it gets worse<br>WE had a tourny winnin snapper but our motor craps out and we come in 15 minutes late and get cut out of $400 so yeah it was the worse day everMon, 11 Sep 2006 15:55:28 GMTredneckfishinhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxhey thats me o and i nearly droped a cell phone in the water 2 thenMon, 11 Sep 2006 15:41:33 GMTredneckfishinhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxI was fishing in a canal for tarpon with a friend and his dad...the engine is cut off and we are sneaking up on the fish...the next thing you hear is SPLASH!! my friend slipped and fell into the water! It was the funniest thing ever. Sun, 10 Sep 2006 16:39:51 GMTfisherman292http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxme and my brother went out to tarpon city in naples florida and i hooked on a 180 pound tarpon now i know that dont sound funny but the funny thing is about 40 minutes into the fight the fish pulled me in the water and i just kept holding on to the pole the fish pulled me about 100 feet then my brother pulled the boat around and picked me up. then we got him in our 14 foot john boat. while i was lookin at his back his tail hit me in the face and it knocked me in the water so i decided to stay in the water until we released it my brother put in the water and in swam right were i didnt want it to im not goin to say where it hit me but i think yall can find out, hint it was the werst pain ive ever felt .Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:03:35 GMTfisinman06http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxI told this story once before but its funny NOW(not then). I was fishing with my young daughter in Shark River in Flamingo. She had just finished catching a trout and I released it for her and was on my knees cleaning my hands in the water looking back at her and congratulating her. All of a sudden a porpoise(dolphin) comes up right next to my hands. For a split second I thought I was loosing my hands to a shark. I turned as white as a ghost and actually felt as though I was going to be sick. It happened so quickly and unexpectedly. This area is known for the Bull sharks that come up to your boats and rob you of your catch sometimes. That experience will live with me forever and it has definitely changed the way I release fish now. NOW its funny, but for days after I was still shaking.Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:16:22 GMTMahaBoneshttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxthere was one instance where i was fishing at nigh on a dockunder the lights soon after we go there my freind who was fishin w/ me hooked up w/ a pretty good redfish he got the fish up to the dock and as he was pulling it up the line snapped on impulse i jump in after the fish AND CAUGT IT BEFORE IT HIT THE WATER need less to say i was pretty cut up by thefishes gills before i could get back up but it was well worth it though</P><P> :hehe:Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:55:29 GMTRedripper14http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA Teyz, HAHAHAAHA now THOSE are FUNNYThu, 08 Jun 2006 17:41:55 GMTMangroveFishermanhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxI have a funny story.</P><P>I was poling on my friends Mitzi 15 and he jumped off the front deck and rocked the boat on porpus and I fell of the platform, Fell on my azz, and the both of us were laughing for like an hour! lol.</P><P>I got him back at the dock...When he went to get the truck and put the boat on the trailer (I stay on the boat to drive up on the trailer) I drove off with his boat. And fished for about an hour and a half:D...he was PISSED. But he got over it.:hehe:</P><P>I got another one,</P><P>When me and my grandpa got the boat on the trailer at the end of the day he was kneeling down behind the boat, taking the plugs out. I deployed my Power Pole and wacked him on the noggin with it...lol:laugh:</P><P>Wait! Another!</P><P>I was fishing around some docks and a saw these 2 chics in bikinis on a dock next to the one i was fishing. I was so "Pre-occupied" I was controlling the trolling motor with out lookin and put it in 10 speed. I wasnt paying attention and was off guard and didnt brace myself for the quick jolt(you guys with minn kota's know what i mean, because of the delay in action) and fell of the deck...lol I embarrissed the hell outta myself and the two bikini girls were laughing so hard i felt like an idiot and moved about 2 miles down river.</P><P>Those are my 3 funniest stories.Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:10:54 GMTTerrorEyzmanhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxI second that DOA, but i dont drink too much of that stuff, and i have a fishin prob, when im done fishing, i Wanna go again and again!<br><br>even though i may not catch fish, i still wanna practice walking the dog!Tue, 06 Jun 2006 16:26:19 GMTMangroveFishermanhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspx<STRONG>Hey, what can I say.. I am a Mountain Dew drinker with a fishing problem!:w00t::P</STRONG>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:25:41 GMTDOAhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspx<FONT size=3>Didn't think you were the drinking kind, Matt.lol:P</FONT>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:33:24 GMTnitrohttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxOh yeah.. sleeping is an adventure for me. Try waking up somewhere and not remembering where you are.Sun, 04 Jun 2006 19:41:22 GMTDOAhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxthis isnt a fishing story but to kind of add on to what DOA wad talking about i get that same kind of thing all the time like i'll be sleeoing and just start falling for no reason and never stop or hit anything and then i wake up sweating its pretty scary.....lol does anyone else get that???Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:15:16 GMTsouthernbassinhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspx<FONT size=5>Dont waste your brain cells Nitro, Some things just dont need explainin !:ermm:</FONT>Sat, 03 Jun 2006 16:48:46 GMTFlatsKrackerhttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspx<FONT face=Arial size=3> ?????????????</FONT>Mon, 29 May 2006 21:27:27 GMTnitrohttp://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxI'll tell it for my son who happens to still be sleeping and might not remember. He was probably 3 and one of my honey holes had been red hot. So I'm working the bank and I fire his lil ultra lite waaaay out in the bay because he liked to reel in slow. I figured this would give me a couple of min. working the bank....well no sooner then I turned around, he's yelling dad, dad...barley holding on to his bent over rod screaming drag off with one hand! 10 min. later his very first fish...about a 5 lbs. Blue. Didn't have the camera but it was a moment I'll never forgetMon, 29 May 2006 05:26:47 GMTsailfish1http://www.addictivefishing.com/forum/Topic654-3-1.aspxThis is more of a funny boating story than fishing.My brother and his wife were taking out there 24ft Hydra sport and stopped to get gas. His wife went in to pay and he started to pump the gas. My brother is blind and he missed the fuel spout and stuck the hose in arod holder instead- boy what a mess he pummped about 10 gallons into the the bottom of the boat before his wife could get to him.Thu, 18 May 2006 19:33:52 GMTspotblind